Ham

"Mama, in the spirit of Christmas Eve, I think your dinner should be my first present."

"And that includes your ham."

"I'll tell you what. You give me the rest of your ham, peas, and potato 

and I will put as much of it as possible in my just-washed hair. 

That's the best offer I can make you. Take it or leave it."

"It's amazing what I can get away with these days!"

Diego's rating for ham: 2 thumbs up!