Ham

"Mama, in the spirit of Christmas Eve, I think your dinner should be my first present."

"And that includes your ham."

"I'll tell you what. You give me the rest of your ham, peas, and potato 

and I will put as much of it as possible in my just-washed hair. 

That's the best offer I can make you. Take it or leave it."

"It's amazing what I can get away with these days!"

Diego's rating for ham: 2 thumbs up!

*Slurp!*

"I can see how peas are Mama's favorite vegetable."

"But I think they could use a little something extra."

"Maybe a giraffe."

"Yes, a giraffe adds that nice extra touch."

"A certain je nais se quoi quality, really."

"It makes sense, you know. 

Sophie the Giraffe was made in France. The French know food."

"Bon appetit!"

Reunited

"Gina, Mama told me that you used to laugh at her for eating peas and carrots together. 

I have something to show you."

"Peas."

"Carrots."

"I don't get what was so funny. That was delicious!"

Diego's rating for peas: 4 stars.