Diego Supreme

"Welcome back to Diego's Dinner Theater. 

It's been awhile since we checked in with our handsome young protagonist. 

Let's see what he's been up to."

"Set me free, why don't cha mug
Get out my life, why don't cha mug
'Cause you don't really love me"

"You just keep me hangin' on
You don't really need me
But you keep me hangin' on"

"Why do you keep a coming around
Playing with my heart?
Why don't you get out of my life
And let me make a new start?"

"Let me get over you
The way you've gotten over me"

"Pardon the interruption, but it seems that we've ventured into musical theater over here.

I hope you enjoy.

Now let us return to our program."

"...Go on, get out, get out of my life

And let me sleep at night

'Cause you don't really love me

You just keep me hangin' on..."

("Don't mind me, I'm just enjoying the music.")

A Short Update

"We went away to Maine this weekend. I'm sad we had to come home."

 "I also wish I could show you the pictures, but we'll have to wait until next week."

"I guess that's it for now. I should really get back to playing with my toys. 

Detective Duck must be wondering where I am."

"But one more thing..."

"Magic Spoon, Blue Mug, and I are going to have something new for tomorrow!"

The Elusive Blue Mug no more!

"Welcome back to Diego's Dinner Theater. I think our handsome young protagonist has made some strides in his quest for the Blue Mug.  Let's watch:"

The Blue Mug - Revealed?

"Last time we checked on our handsome young protagonist he valiantly struggled through 

peach addiction in search of the mysterious Blue Mug.  

Since then, it appears our hero has made some progress in unraveling the enigmatic vessel.  

Let's watch:"

 

"Look what I found!"

"It's Mama's blue mug!"

"I can finally see what's inside!"

*rummages*

"It's EMPTY!"

"Join us next time to see how our handsome young protagonist deals with this latest set-back in his quest."

The Mysterious Blue Mug

"Welcome to the first edition of 'Diego's Dinner Theater.'  I'm glad you found my preview so intriguing as to return.  We start our story with our handsome young protagonist drowning his sorrows away."

"Mmmmm, peaches."

"Oh no, my peaches! Don't take my peaches!"

"The audacity! I will fight against this high offense!"

"Come here, blue mug. I'll make sure your contents are cared for."

"Cared for in my belly."

"Excuse me, may I interject here, narrator?"

"You see, I don't think that this accurately portrays the struggle of the protagonist. He's in a crazy, high chair world where peaches just appear out of blue mugs. What choice does he have but to go after the mug? It's his brass ring.  Except this brass ring only brings destruction.  Allow me to demonstrate..."

"It begins simply. You're in a possibly precarious situation, but all seems safe. You have your building blocks - these are stand ins for the peaches, of course."

"And then all of a sudden your whole world topples over the edge of the high chair.  In a split second you are left with nothing."

"So you see, our protagonist is trying to provide for the future while living in the present. 

Now please resume your story."

"I got pears! Yay!"