"Welcome to the first edition of 'Diego's Dinner Theater.' I'm glad you found my preview so intriguing as to return. We start our story with our handsome young protagonist drowning his sorrows away."
"Oh no, my peaches! Don't take my peaches!"
"The audacity! I will fight against this high offense!"
"Come here, blue mug. I'll make sure your contents are cared for."
"Cared for in my belly."
"Excuse me, may I interject here, narrator?"
"It begins simply. You're in a possibly precarious situation, but all seems safe. You have your building blocks - these are stand ins for the peaches, of course."
"And then all of a sudden your whole world topples over the edge of the high chair. In a split second you are left with nothing."
"So you see, our protagonist is trying to provide for the future while living in the present.
Now please resume your story."
"I got pears! Yay!"