"Can you guys be my witnesses?"
"Mommy gave me something new to try and I don't want to keel over or explode or something."
"She claims she's keeping cool about it, but this stuff can be scary."
"We're talking about peanut butter, fyi."
"Right here. On my tongue."
"It's weird, though."
"How can something so sticky go down so smooth?"
Diego's rating for peanut butter: 3.5 footballs.
