"Mama, in the spirit of Christmas Eve, I think your dinner should be my first present."
"And that includes your ham."
"I'll tell you what. You give me the rest of your ham, peas, and potato
and I will put as much of it as possible in my just-washed hair.
That's the best offer I can make you. Take it or leave it."
"It's amazing what I can get away with these days!"
Diego's rating for ham: 2 thumbs up!