Saturday, February 18, 2012

To eat like a gentleman

"I thought you should know that I eat like a gentleman now. 
A gentleman who eschews utensils, anyway."

"Look at this cup. I'm going to drink from it."

"See? Gentlemanly."

"Don't worry. Eating out of your bib's pocket is also gentlemanly behavior."

"You should also notice my feet in each of these pictures. 
No more wiggly, writhing feet (except when I'm really excited). 
Instead, nice and gentlemanly crossed ankles."

"I think I should be addressed as 'Sir Diego' from now on."

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