"I don't think Mama fully appreciates the wonderful qualities of the Magic Spoon."
"She doesn't seem to realize that I'm just joking about getting a refund."
"It still makes a great microphone..."
"...and it can scoop things..."
"...I've been trying to find out what else it does, but Mama keeps trying to take it away!"
"I have important spoon-related research to complete!"
"See what I'm dealing with here?"
"I think we're alone now."
"I love you Magic Spoon. Let's never fight again."