"Let me tell you something about sweet potatoes."
"They might be orange, but they are GOOD."
"I know what you must be thinking. 'But Diego, how can something that orange be so good?'
Well, let me tell you the difference."
"Carrots are this orange. But not sweet potatoes."
"No, sweet potatoes are more like this orange. It's a world of difference, really."
"And that's why I give sweet potatoes a full 5 stars."