"Today I'm going to teach you how to make corn cob soup."
"You need to get Mama's help with shucking the corn.
It helps to have a pretend sword fight with the 2 ears of corn before you start, too."
"After Mama takes the kernels for whatever she's making, put the 2 corn cobs into a pot."
"Cover the pot and put it back into the cabinet for awhile.
Take this time to play with blocks, wind up cars, or a fish puzzle.
Or, do as I do and play with all of the above."
"After your toys are sufficiently played with, you'll want to check both corn cobs for tenderness."
"You'll know it's ready when you don't put the cobs back in the pot."
"The perfect meal for teething!"